Schlagwort: humor

“Vam­pi­res pio­nee­red the self-care move­ment; they’­ve been stay­ing insi­de, avo­i­ding peo­p­le, and slee­ping all day for cen­tu­ries. And what has it got­ten them? Per­fect skin and immor­ta­li­ty.”

Quo­te by “The Cap­tain”, @sgrstk at Insta­gram